Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Why is this dog Howling?

This is Linux the Dog. He was named after the PC Operating System of superior design. He's howling because he is very angry at corporate aliens.

  • A Major Veterinary Hospital says he'd be better off if he were neutered.
  • Chase, a leading bank that accepted government bailout money, refused to give his master enough credit to buy him his favorite treats.
  • To top it all off, Monsanto, a company noted for contaminating the world with genetically modified crops, wanted to patent his genes.

How can we expect corporate aliens to treat people fairly? They can't even treat dogs fairly. Luckily Linux was able to get a job. He now works as Chief of Security at corporate-aliens.com.



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